Tony Stark: Cap, I have to blow up the city!
Steve Rogers: There are still people up here, not to mention us!
Tony Stark: It’s everybody up here, or everybody down there!
Natasha Romanoff: Well, it’s not like we ever had a place in the world…
[a Helicarrier appears]
Nick Fury: The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes. Continue reading
Tony Stark: What if somebody had died? That’s on you. What if you had died? That’s on me. I don’t need that guilt on my conscience. I’m gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: For how long?
Tony Stark: For ever!
Peter Parker: I’m nothing without the suit!
Tony Stark: If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it. Continue reading
FedEx Driver: [knocks on door] Are you ‘Tony Stank’?
War Machine: Yes, this is-this is Tony Stank!
You’re in the right place. Thank you for taht.
I’m never dropping that, by the way.
Tony Stark: Oh my god.
War Machine: Table for one, Mr. Stank, Please by the bathroom. Continue reading
Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
Tony Stark: It’ll still go up.
Steve Rogers: Elevator’s not worthy. Continue reading
Ultron: … worthy… No… How could you be worthy? Your all killers.
Steve Rogers: Stark.
Tony Stark: JARVIS.
Ultron: Sorry I was asleep… Or… I was a dream…
Tony Stark: [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron: …There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy… He was a good guy.
Steve Rogers: You killed someone?
Ultron: Wouldn’t have been my first call. But, down in the real world we’re faced with ugly choices.
Thor: Who sent you?
Ultron: [Replaying Tony’s voice] “I see a suit of armour around the world”.
Bruce Banner: Ultron!
Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this… chrysalis… But I’m ready. I’m on a mission.
Natasha Romanoff: What mission?
Ultron: Peace in our time. Continue reading
Tony Stark: It’s biometrics, right? Like a security code? Whoever is carrying Thor’s fingerprints is, I think, the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well that’s a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You are not worthy.
Ultron: [enters] Worthy? How could you be worthy? You’re all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don’t want it to change. There’s only one path to peace… your extinction. Continue reading
Tony Stark: I tried to create a suit of armor around the world… but I created something terrible.
Bruce Banner: Artificial intelligence… Continue reading
Loki: The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that. What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves; we’re sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.
Loki: Yes, I’ve met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one. But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they’ll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off…
Tony Stark: You’re missing the point! There’s no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it! Continue reading
Tony Stark: Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before? What isn’t he telling us? I can’t do the equation unless I have all the variables.
Steve Rogers: You think Fury’s hiding something?
Tony Stark: He’s a spy. Captain. He’s THE spy. His secrets have secrets. Continue reading
Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack! Continue reading
We have one advantage: He’s coming to us… so that’s what we use.
– Tony Stark Continue reading