Maria Hill: All set up boss. Tony Stark: Actually he’s the boss. [points to Captain America] Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
Tony Stark: Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re about to get wet on this ride.
Tony Stark: [to the Guardians] We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude Peter Quill: Dude, don’t call us plucky. We don’t know what it means. We’re more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be(…)
Tony Stark: I’m sorry, earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
Tony Stark: We’re going to need some help. Alright kid, you’re an Avenger now.
Tony Stark: Cap, I have to blow up the city! Steve Rogers: There are still people up here, not to mention us! Tony Stark: It’s everybody up here, or everybody down there! Natasha Romanoff: Well, it’s not like we ever had a place in the world… [a Helicarrier appears] Nick Fury: The world adjusts, evolves(…)
Tony Stark: What if somebody had died? That’s on you. What if you had died? That’s on me. I don’t need that guilt on my conscience. I’m gonna need the suit back. Peter Parker: For how long? Tony Stark: For ever! Peter Parker: I’m nothing without the suit! Tony Stark: If you’re nothing without the(…)
FedEx Driver: [knocks on door] Are you ‘Tony Stank’? War Machine: Yes, this is-this is Tony Stank! You’re in the right place. Thank you for taht. I’m never dropping that, by the way. Tony Stark: Oh my god. War Machine: Table for one, Mr. Stank, Please by the bathroom.
Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator? Tony Stark: It’ll still go up. Steve Rogers: Elevator’s not worthy.
Ultron: … worthy… No… How could you be worthy? Your all killers. Steve Rogers: Stark. Tony Stark: JARVIS. Ultron: Sorry I was asleep… Or… I was a dream… Tony Stark: [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit. Ultron: …There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to(…)