Thor: He’s a friend from work!
Thor: Together, We can stop Thanos.
Rocket: Well, if fate does want you to kill that crapsack, you’re going to need more than one stupid eyeball. [he gives Thor an eyeball] Thor: What’s this? Rocket: What’s it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia. Thor: He gave you his eye? Rocket: No, he gave me a hundred(…)
Thor: Bring me Thanos!
Eitri: A king’s weapon. Meant to be the greatest in Asgard. In theory, it could even summon the Bifrost. Thor: Does it have a name? Eitri: Stormbreaker.
Thor: You seem to know a great deal about Thanos. Drax: Gamora… is the daughter of Thanos.
Thanos: The Tesseract? Or your brother’s head? I assume you have a preference? Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away! [sees Thor’s traumatic suffering, screaming in agony] Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP! Thor: We don’t have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard! [Loki reveals the Tesseract in his hands] Thor: You really are the worst brother! Loki:(…)
Thor: If you were here, I might even give you a hug. Loki: …I am here…
Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk. Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! [Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands] Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no… wounded screams… mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining(…)
Thor: So Earth has wizards now, huh? Doctor Strange: Tea? Thor: I don’t drink tea. Doctor Strange: What do you drink? Thor: Not tea. [Strange uses his powers to transform the teacup Thor is holding into a stein of beer] Doctor Strange: So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms(…)
Thor: You know, Father once told me that a wise king never seeks out war. Hela: But must always be ready for it.