Joker: Why so serious?
The Dark Knight (2008)
Two-Face: [in the back seat of his car while pointing a gun at him] Going to join your wife? You love her? Salvatore Maroni: Yes. Two-Face: You ever imagine what it would be like to listen to her die? Salvatore Maroni: Look, take it up with the Joker. He killed your woman. He made you…(…)
Joker: [Batman slams The Joker’s head on a table in the interrogation room] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next… [Batman slams a fist down on Joker’s hand; pause] Joker: See?
Gambol’s Bodyguard: Yo, Gambol, there’s somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker. Gambol’s Bodyguard: They brought the body. [a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gambol unzips it, revealing Joker’s face] Gambol: So. For dead, that’s 500… The Joker: [sitting up and sticking a blade in Gambol’s(…)
Joker: Let’s wind the clocks back a year: These cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you, I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see, a guy like me… Gambol: A freak Joker: A guy like me… Look, Listen. I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions(…)
Harvey Dent: Heads, I’ll take it. Tails, he’s all yours. Rachel Dawes: Yeah? You wanna flip a coin to see who leads? Harvey Dent: My father’s lucky coin. As I recall, it got me my first date with you. Rachel Dawes: I wouldn’t leave something like that up to chance. Harvey Dent: I don’t. I(…)
Alfred Pennyworth: [while in the underground bat cave] Know your limits, Master Wayne. Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits. Alfred Pennyworth: Well, you do, sir. Bruce Wayne: Well, can’t afford to know ’em. Alfred Pennyworth: And what happens on the day that you find out? Bruce Wayne: Well, we all know how much you love(…)
Alfred J. Pennyworth: Whenever you stitch yourself up, you do make a bloody mess. Bruce Wayne: Yeah. It makes me learn from my mistakes. Alfred J. Pennyworth: You ought to be pretty knowledgeable by now, then.
Batman: Don’t let me find you out here again. Brian: We’re trying to help you! Batman: I don’t need help. Dr. Jonathan Crane: Not my diagnosis! Brian: What gives you the right? What’s the difference between you and me? Batman: I’m not wearing hockey pads!
Gotham National Bank Manager: Think you’re smart, huh? The guy that hired youze, he’ll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN? Bozo: I believe, whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes(…)
Grumpy: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him The Joker. Happy: So why do they call him the Joker? Dopey: I hear he wears makeup. Happy: Makeup? Happy: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.