Why so serious?
– Joker Continue reading
Why so serious?
– Joker Continue reading
Two-Face: [in the back seat of his car while pointing a gun at him] Going to join your wife? You love her?
Salvatore Maroni: Yes.
Two-Face: You ever imagine what it would be like to listen to her die?
Salvatore Maroni: Look, take it up with the Joker. He killed your woman. He made you… like this.
[gestures at Harvey’s face]
Two-Face: The Joker’s just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash. Continue reading
Joker: [Batman slams The Joker’s head on a table in the interrogation room] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next…
[Batman slams a fist down on Joker’s hand; pause]
Joker: See? Continue reading
Gambol’s Bodyguard: Yo, Gambol, there’s somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker.
Gambol’s Bodyguard: They brought the body.
[a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gambol unzips it, revealing Joker’s face]
Gambol: So. For dead, that’s 500…
The Joker: [sitting up and sticking a blade in Gambol’s mouth] How about alive?
[Joker’s men hold the bodyguards]
The Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife. “WHY SO SERIOUS?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face.” And…
[glancing at thug]
The Joker: Why so serious?
[kills Gambol] Continue reading
Joker: Let’s wind the clocks back a year: These cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you, I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off?
You see, a guy like me…
Gambol: A freak
Joker: A guy like me… Look, Listen.
I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight, I know why you’re afraid to go out at night.
See Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, Unfortunately. Dent, he’s just the beginning.
And as for the television’s so-called plan, Batman has no jurisdiction.
He’ll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them…and…
Chechen: What do you propose?
Joker: It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
Salvatore “The Boss” Maroni: If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?
Joker: If you’re good at something, never do it for free. Continue reading
Harvey Dent: Heads, I’ll take it. Tails, he’s all yours.
Rachel Dawes: Yeah? You wanna flip a coin to see who leads?
Harvey Dent: My father’s lucky coin. As I recall, it got me my first date with you.
Rachel Dawes: I wouldn’t leave something like that up to chance.
Harvey Dent: I don’t. I make my own luck. Continue reading
Alfred Pennyworth: [while in the underground bat cave] Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
Alfred Pennyworth: Well, you do, sir.
Bruce Wayne: Well, can’t afford to know ’em.
Alfred Pennyworth: And what happens on the day that you find out?
Bruce Wayne: Well, we all know how much you love to say “I told you so.”
Alfred Pennyworth: On that day, Master Wayne, even I won’t want to. Probably. Continue reading
Alfred J. Pennyworth: Whenever you stitch yourself up, you do make a bloody mess.
Bruce Wayne: Yeah. It makes me learn from my mistakes.
Alfred J. Pennyworth: You ought to be pretty knowledgeable by now, then. Continue reading
Batman: Don’t let me find you out here again.
Brian: We’re trying to help you!
Batman: I don’t need help.
Dr. Jonathan Crane: Not my diagnosis!
Brian: What gives you the right? What’s the difference between you and me?
Batman: I’m not wearing hockey pads! Continue reading
Gotham National Bank Manager: Think you’re smart, huh? The guy that hired youze, he’ll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
Bozo: I believe, whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…
The Joker: …stranger. Continue reading
Grumpy: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him The Joker.
Happy: So why do they call him the Joker?
Dopey: I hear he wears makeup.
Happy: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint. Continue reading