Star-Lord

I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom!

I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom!

Ronan: Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought? Peter Quill: [dances] Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things’ll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday… Ronan:(…)

He called me vermin! She called me rodent!

He called me vermin! She called me rodent!
[a brawl takes place between Drax and Rocket] Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about! Rocket Raccoon: That is true! Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect! Rocket Raccoon: That is also true! Keep callin’ me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone else! Peter(…)

I’m a warrior, an assassin, I don’t dance

I’m a warrior, an assassin, I don’t dance

Gamora: I’m a warrior, an assassin, I don’t dance. Peter Quill: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing(…)