What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because it’s working

Peter Quill: What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because it’s working.

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It’s worse, It’s so much worse

Peter Quill: It’s worse, It’s so much worse.

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If what’s between my legs had a hand on it, I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it

Peter Quill: If what’s between my legs had a hand on it, I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it.

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Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter Quill: Is it still the greatest movie in history?

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We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy

Ronan: You’re mortal! How? Peter Quill: You said it yourself, bitch. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy. [the Guardians strike Ronan]

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I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom!

Ronan: Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought? Peter Quill: [dances] Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these…

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They got my dick message

Peter Quill: [to Gamora] They got my dick message.

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Usually life takes more than it gives, but not today

Peter Quill: I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, our families, normal lives. And usually life takes more than it gives, but not today….

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That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life

Rocket Raccoon: Twelve percent? [starts laughing] Peter Quill: That’s a fake laugh. Rocket Raccoon: It’s real! Peter Quill: Totally fake! Rocket Raccoon: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because…

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How about trying to save us by blowing us up?

Peter Quill: Oh you wanna talk about senseless? How about trying to save us by blowing us up? Rocket Raccoon: We were only gonna blow you up if they didn’t turn you over. Peter Quill:…

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