This too shall pass

Sheldon Cooper: This too shall pass.

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You think with your penis

Sheldon: You think with your penis.

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Today we tried masturbating for money

Sheldon: Today we tried masturbating for money.

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If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip

Sheldon: [going on anyway] If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.

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