Andrew Paxton: Don’t take this the wrong way. You are a very very beautiful woman.
Andrew Paxton: See the size of the teeth on that thing?
It must seem strange to you my life in New York, sitting in an office, reading books, But it makes me happy
Andrew Paxton: It must seem strange to you my life in New York, sitting in an office, reading books, But it makes me happy. You understand?
Andrew Paxton: Come on. Let’s go. My grandma’s moving faster than you.
Andrew Paxton: I’m not rich, My parents are rich. Margaret Tate: Which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say.
Andrew Paxton: We’ll tell my family about our engagement when I want and how I want. Now, ask me nicely. Margaret Tate: Ask you nicely what? Andrew Paxton: Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret. Margaret Tate: What does that mean? Andrew Paxton: You heard me. On your knee. Margaret Tate: [she kneels] Fine. Does(…)
Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to? Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.
Colossus: What are you doing? Deadpool: My job. You’re the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. Like Beyoncé says: please… [puts his hand on Colossus’ chest] Deadpool: please stop cheating on me.
Deadpool: Superhero landing, She’s gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it. [Angel Dust jumps from the platform and lands] Deadpool: [clapping his hands] Whoo! Superhero landing! You know, that’s really hard on your knees.
Deadpool: [he forgot his guns] Goddammit! I’m gonna do this the old fashioned way, with two swords and maximum effort.
Dopinder: I presume a crisp high five? Deadpool: For you? 10. [slaps Dopinder a double high-five] Deadpool: [to Colossus and Negasonic] Okay, guys, let’s get out there and make a difference. Deadpool: [Whispers to Dopinder] You know what do to. Dopinder: Knock ’em dead, Pool Boy!