This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker

Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.

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Being prepared for everything means that situation statistically just won’t occur

Michael Bryce: Being prepared for everything means that situation statistically just won’t occur.

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I am harm’s way

Michael Bryce: My job is to keep you out of harm’s way. Darius Kincaid: Shit, motherfucker. I am harm’s way.

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You are a very very beautiful woman

Andrew Paxton: Don’t take this the wrong way. You are a very very beautiful woman.

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See the size of the teeth on that thing?

Andrew Paxton: See the size of the teeth on that thing?

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It must seem strange to you my life in New York, sitting in an office, reading books, But it makes me happy

Andrew Paxton: It must seem strange to you my life in New York, sitting in an office, reading books, But it makes me happy. You understand?

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My grandma’s moving faster than you

Andrew Paxton: Come on. Let’s go. My grandma’s moving faster than you.

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I’m not rich, My parents are rich

Andrew Paxton: I’m not rich, My parents are rich. Margaret Tate: Which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say.

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Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret

Andrew Paxton: We’ll tell my family about our engagement when I want and how I want. Now, ask me nicely. Margaret Tate: Ask you nicely what? Andrew Paxton: Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret….

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Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion

Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to? Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.

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