Baby Groot: I am Groot.
Yondu: What’s that?
Rocket: He says, “Welcome to the freaking Guardians of the Galaxy.” Only he didn’t use “freaking.”
Rocket: No Groot. You can’t. You’l die. Why you doing this? Why?
Groot: We Are Groot.
Rocket: Our fat butts ain’t gonna fit through those tiny holes.
Rocket: That’s a terrible idea.
Star-Lord: Which is the only kind of idea we have left.
Rocket: Unbelievable. “Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that.”
Star-Lord: What a day.
Rocket: So, we’re saving the galaxy again?
Star-Lord: I guess.
Rocket: He didn’t chase them away.
Rocket: Even though he yelled at them. And was always mean. And he stole batteries he didn’t need.
Star-Lord: Well, of course not.