Wade Wilson: Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to…0 Comment
Buck: [smacks Vanessa’s rear] I’d hit that. Deadpool: Buck, you best apologize before… [Vanessa grabs Buck’s groin] Deadpool: Yeah, that. Vanessa Carlysle: Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. Buck: I’m sorry. Deadpool: Breathe through the…0 Comment
Deadpool: Sorry I’m late I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching in space where it can’t not hurt us ever again. Copycat: Kiss me like you miss me red.