I’ve been watching too much porn

Monica: I’ve been watching too much porn.

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Where you have been? Emotional hell

Monica: Where you have been? Ross: Emotional hell.

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I’m the last man on earth. Would you go out with me?

Chandler: I’m the last man on earth. Would you go out with me? Monica: [Chuckles] Ehh.

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When a guy says he’s gonna call, it doesn’t mean he’s going to call

Monica: When a guy says he’s gonna call, it doesn’t mean he’s going to call.

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My nephew hates me!

Monica: My nephew hates me!

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You are dead meat

Monica: You are dead meat.

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You’re all going to hell

Monica: You’re all going to hell.

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You are not a freak, you’re a guy

Monica: You are not a freak, you’re a guy.

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Don’t look now, but, behind you there’s a guy, who has the potential to break our hearts

Monica: Oh, my God. Phoebe. Don’t look now, but, behind you there’s a guy, who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into depression.

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They say it’s the same as the distance from the tip of a guy’s thumb, to the tip of his index finger

Monica:They say it’s the same as the distance from the tip of a guy’s thumb, to the tip of his index finger.

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