A captain’s gotta teach his men what happens to those what cros him

Yondu: Sorry, boy, But a captain’s gotta teach his men what happens to those what cros him.

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Ayesha chick

Kraglin: Captain? Yondu: What is it Kraglin? Kraglin: Hey, remember that Ayesha chick? Yondu: Yeah, why? Kraglin: Uh… [Yondu sees a fleet of Sovereign ships appear] Yondu: Oh, hell!

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You didn’t know because you didn’t want to know

Yondu: You can go to hell, then! I don’t give a damn what you think of me! Stakar Ogord: So what are you following us for? Yondu: Because you’re gonna listen to what I gotta…

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Welcome to the freaking Guardians of the Galaxy

Baby Groot: I am Groot. Yondu: What’s that? Rocket: He says, “Welcome to the freaking Guardians of the Galaxy.” Only he didn’t use “freaking.”

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I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!

[Yondu is floating in the air, hanging on his arrow] Peter Quill: You look like Mary Poppins. Yondu: Is he cool? Peter Quill: Hell yeah, he’s cool. Yondu: I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!.

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He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy

Yondu: He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.

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