Martin Freeman

One day it’ll grow, And every time I look at it, I’ll remember

One day it’ll grow, And every time I look at it, I’ll remember
[Bilbo, sitting alone, reaches into his pocket] Thorin Oakenshield: What is that in your hand? Bilbo Baggins: [startled] It-it’s nothing. Thorin Oakenshield: Show me! [Bilbo opens his hand, revealing an acorn] Bilbo Baggins: I picked it up in Beorn’s garden. Thorin Oakenshield: You’ve carried it all this way? Bilbo Baggins: I’m going to plant it(…)

Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still

Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still

Bilbo Baggins: [1st riddle] Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still. [Gollum pauses; thinking] Gollum: [unsure] Uh… Teeth? [Bilbo looks defeated] Gollum: [excitedly] TEETH! [Gollum laughs; Bilbo smiles half-heartedly] Gollum: Yes! my precious! [inhales deeply] Gollum: [very serious] But we, we… we only have… NINE.(…)

Blunt the knives! Bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Blunt the knives! Bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Bilbo Baggins: [as Dwarves start musically banging cutlery on the tables] Careful! You’ll blunt them! Bofur: [Amused] Oh, did you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives! Dwarves: [Gleefully singing] Blunt the knives! Bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That’s what Bilbo(…)