Dr. Watson: Seriously?
Dr. Watson: Happy birthday.
Bilbo Baggins: [1st riddle] Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still. [Gollum pauses; thinking] Gollum: [unsure] Uh… Teeth? [Bilbo looks defeated] Gollum: [excitedly] TEETH! [Gollum laughs; Bilbo smiles half-heartedly] Gollum: Yes! my precious! [inhales deeply] Gollum: [very serious] But we, we… we only have… NINE.(…)
Hobbit: You! Mr. Bilbo, where’re you off to? Bilbo Baggins: I’m already late. Hobbit: Late for what? Bilbo Baggins: I’m going on an adventure!
Bilbo Baggins: [as Dwarves start musically banging cutlery on the tables] Careful! You’ll blunt them! Bofur: [Amused] Oh, did you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives! Dwarves: [Gleefully singing] Blunt the knives! Bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That’s what Bilbo(…)
Bilbo Baggins: Now, I don’t suppose you’ve seen a Wizard lurking around these parts? Master Worrywort: A tall fellow, Long, gray beard, Pointy hat. Can’t say i have.
Dr. Watson: I know this is difficult, and I know you’re being totured, but you have got to keep it together. Sherlock Holmes: This isn’t torture, this is vivisection. We’re experiencing science from the perspective of lab rats.
Dr. Watson: Who are you? Eurus: Isn’t it obvious? haven’t you guessed? I’m Eurus. Dr. Watson: Eurus. Eurus: Silly name, isn’t it? Greek. Means “the east wind”. My parents loved silly names, like Eurus or Mycroft or Sherlock.
Eurus: You seem so much better, John. Dr. Watson: yeah, I… I am. I think I am. Not all day, not every day, but, you know. Eurus: It is what it is? Dr. Watson: Yeah.
Dr. Watson: What? What is it? What’s wrong? Seriously? Sherlock Holmes: I’m Sherlock Holmes, I wear the damn hat!