You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?

Blind Al: I get why you’re so pissy, but your mood’s never gonna brighten ’till you find this woman and tell her how you feel. Deadpool: What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She…

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It’s a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth

Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? It’s a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth.

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Listen to the pain

Blind Al: Listen to the pain. It’s both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes it’s so bad we feel like we’re dying, but we can’t really live until…

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