There’s never a line in the men’s room

Christine: There’s never a line in the men’s room.

0 Comment

I just got my period

Girl #2: I just got my period.

0 Comment

Some people aren’t built happy, you know

Julie Steffans: Some people aren’t built happy, you know.

0 Comment

Don’t you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention?

Sister Sarah Joan: You clearly love Sacramento. Christine: I do? Sister Sarah Joan: You write about Sacramento so affectionately and with such care. Christine: I was just describing it. Sister Sarah Joan: Well it comes…

comments off

When is a normal time to have sex?

Christine: When is a normal time to have sex? Marion McPherson: You’re having sex?

comments off

You can’t be scary and warm

Unknown: She’s warm but she’s also kind of scary. Christine: You can’t be scary and warm.

comments off

I gave it to myself, It’s given to me by me

I gave it to myself, It’s given to me by me. -Christine

comments off