Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Iron Man: Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

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Underoos!

Iron Man: Underoos!

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You’re stronger than her, you’re smarter than her

[the Hulk is on a rampage] Tony Stark: [in the Hulkbuster] Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You’re stronger than her, you’re smarter than her. You’re Bruce Banner! [the Hulk…

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Nice job sherlock!

Iron Man: Nice job sherlock!

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You’re not the only cursed with knowledge

Thanos: Stark. Tony Stark: You know me? Thanos: I do. You’re not the only cursed with knowledge. Tony Stark: My only curse is you.

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Where is Gamora?

Peter Quill: I’m gonna ask you this one time: Where is Gamora? Tony Stark: Yeah, I’ll do you one better. *Who* is Gamora? Drax: I’ll do *you* one better. *Why* is Gamora?

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The kid’s seen more movies

Ebony Maw: Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine. Iron Man: Yeah, but the kid’s seen more movies. [Iron Man blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in…

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Wong, you’re invited to my wedding

[Wong saves Stark] Iron Man: Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.

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It’s your conscience. We don’t talk a lot these days

Ant-Man: Oh, you’re going to have to take this to the shop. Iron Man: Who’s speaking? Ant-Man: It’s your conscience. We don’t talk a lot these days.

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