I was watching you out there before, I’ve never seen you look so sexy

Patrick: I was watching you out there before, I’ve never seen you look so sexy.

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Why so serious?

Joker: Why so serious?

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Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy

Joker: [Batman slams The Joker’s head on a table in the interrogation room] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next… [Batman slams a fist down on Joker’s…

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Joker: You wanna know how i got these scars?

Gambol’s Bodyguard: Yo, Gambol, there’s somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker. Gambol’s Bodyguard: They brought the body. [a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gambol unzips…

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If you’re good at something, never do it for free

Joker: Let’s wind the clocks back a year: These cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you, I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see, a guy like me… Gambol: A…

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Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you Stranger

Bozo: I believe, whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… The Joker: …stranger.

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