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Ayesha chick

Ayesha chick

Kraglin: Captain?
Yondu: What is it Kraglin?
Kraglin: Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
Yondu: Yeah, why?
Kraglin: Uh…
[Yondu sees a fleet of Sovereign ships appear]
Yondu: Oh, hell! Continue reading

Telepaths know thoughts, Empaths feel feelings, Emotions

Telepaths know thoughts, Empaths feel feelings, Emotions

Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.
Peter Quill: You read minds?
Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts, Empaths feel feelings, Emotions.
Mantis: [to Peter] May I?
Peter Quill: All right.
Mantis: [Mantis touches Peter’s hand] You feel… love.
Peter Quill: Yeah. I guess, yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody…
Mantis: No! Romantic, sexual love.
Peter Quill: No. No, I don’t.
Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her!
Peter Quill: No, no. No, I don’t.
Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her.
Peter Quill: No! That is not…
[Drax starts laughing hysterically]
Peter Quill: Okay… That’s…
Drax: [still laughing] She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!
Peter Quill: Dude, come on, I think you’re overreacting a little bit.
Drax: [still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!
Drax: [to Mantis] Do me! Do me! Do me!
[Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]
Mantis: I’ve never felt such humor!
Peter Quill: So unbelievably uncool.
Drax: Oh, Quill…
[Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]
Gamora: Touch me, and the *only* thing you’re gonna feel is a broken jaw. Continue reading

You didn’t know because you didn’t want to know

You didn’t know because you didn’t want to know

Yondu: You can go to hell, then! I don’t give a damn what you think of me!
Stakar Ogord: So what are you following us for?
Yondu: Because you’re gonna listen to what I gotta say!
Stakar Ogord: I don’t gotta listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! Ravagers don’t deal in kids.
Yondu: I told you before! I didn’t know what was going on!
Stakar Ogord: You didn’t know because you didn’t want to know because it made you rich. Continue reading

Beautiful people never know who to trust

Beautiful people never know who to trust

Drax: How did you get to this weird dumb planet?
Mantis: Ego found me in my larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.
Drax: So you’re a pet.
Mantis: I suppose.
Drax: People usually want cute pets. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?
Mantis: I am hideous?
Drax: You are horrifying to look at. Yes. Bu-But that’s a good thing.
Mantis: Oh?
Drax: When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are… Beautiful people never know who to trust.
Mantis: Well, then I’m certainly grateful to be ugly. Continue reading

Did you make a penis?

Did you make a penis?

Ego: I created what I imagined biological life to be like… down to the most minute detail.
Drax: Did you make a penis?
Peter Quill: Dude!
Gamora: What is wrong with you?
Drax: If he’s a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her!
Peter Quill: I don’t need to hear how my parents…
Drax: Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.
Peter Quill: That’s disgusting.
Drax: It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.
Ego: Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
Drax: Ha! Thank you!
Ego: It’s not half bad. Continue reading