Peter Quill: Well, you may not be mortal, but me… Ego: No, Peter… death will remain a stranger to both of us, as long as the light burns within the planet. Peter Quill: I’m immortal? Ego: Mmm-hmm. Peter Quill: Really? Ego: Yes! As long as the light exists. Peter Quill: And, I could use the(…)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Gamora: Drax, why aren’t you wearing one of Rocket’s aero-rings? Drax: It hurts. Gamora: It hurts? Drax: I have sensitive nipples. Rocket Raccoon: [smile] My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!
Drax: [Looking at Batteries] What are they called again? Peter Quill: Anulax batteries. Drax: Harbulary batteries. Peter Quill: That’s nothing like what I just said.
Nebula: [being tied up] I’m hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root. Gamora: No. It’s not ripe yet… and I hate you.
Kraglin: Captain? Yondu: What is it Kraglin? Kraglin: Hey, remember that Ayesha chick? Yondu: Yeah, why? Kraglin: Uh… [Yondu sees a fleet of Sovereign ships appear] Yondu: Oh, hell!
You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you. – Drax
Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. Peter Quill: You read minds? Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts, Empaths feel feelings, Emotions. Mantis: [to Peter] May I? Peter Quill: All right. Mantis: [Mantis touches Peter’s hand] You feel… love. Peter Quill: Yeah. I guess, yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for just(…)
Yondu: You can go to hell, then! I don’t give a damn what you think of me! Stakar Ogord: So what are you following us for? Yondu: Because you’re gonna listen to what I gotta say! Stakar Ogord: I don’t gotta listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! Ravagers don’t deal in kids. Yondu: I(…)
Drax: How did you get to this weird dumb planet? Mantis: Ego found me in my larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own. Drax: So you’re a pet. Mantis: I suppose. Drax: People usually want cute pets. Why would Ego want such a hideous(…)
Nebula: [sneering] Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy! Gamora: It’s Guardian! Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy? [Drax laughs]
Ego: I created what I imagined biological life to be like… down to the most minute detail. Drax: Did you make a penis? Peter Quill: Dude! Gamora: What is wrong with you? Drax: If he’s a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her! Peter Quill: I don’t need(…)
Baby Groot: I am Groot. Yondu: What’s that? Rocket: He says, “Welcome to the freaking Guardians of the Galaxy.” Only he didn’t use “freaking.”