I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body

[calling the police about an intruder] Jeannie: There is an intruder – male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird – in my kitchen… M-my-my-my name is Bueller… [pause] Jeannie: Look, it’s real nice that you hope…

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I weep for the future

Maitre D’: I weep for the future.

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