Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking. Arthur: It’d have to be a real BIG woman.
Arthur: Hobson? Hobson: Yes. Arthur: Do you know what I’m going to do? Hobson: No, I don’t. Arthur: I’m going to take a bath. Hobson: I’ll alert the media. Arthur: [rises] Do you want to run my bath for me? Hobson: That’s what I live for. [Arthur exits] Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to(…)