He called me vermin! She called me rodent!

[a brawl takes place between Drax and Rocket] Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about! Rocket Raccoon: That is true! Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect! Rocket Raccoon: That is also true! Keep callin’ me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone else! Peter Quill: Rocket, you’re drunk, all right? No one’s laughing at you. Rocket Raccoon: [points at Drax] He thinks I’m some stupid thing! He does! [starts

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That 50% of me that’s stupid that’s 100% you

Tony Stark: [to the Guardians] We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude Peter Quill: Dude, don’t call us plucky. We don’t know what it means. We’re more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good. Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe. Tony Stark: What dance-off? Peter Quill: It’s not a thing. Peter Parker: Like

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