Don’t give me the pouty bat face

Dracula: Don’t give me the pouty bat face.

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You have to honor the past, we make our own future

Dracula: You have to honor the past, But we make our own future.

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Family is everything

Dracula: I understand, family is everything.

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Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin

Dracula: Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?

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Family Family, Fun Fun

Dracula: I’m just here to have family fun. Family Family, Fun Fun.

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It’s just like the hotel on the water

Dracula: Oh, no, no, no! But it’s just like the hotel on the water.

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The food here is to die for

Ericka Van Helsing: The food here is to die for. Dracula: Must have been garlic in the guacamole. Ericka Van Helsing: That’s deadly for you? [Dracula fart] Dracula: Was that you?!

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Hey do be day Shula it could be day

Ericka Van Helsing: You must be the one and only Dracula. Dracula: Hey do be day Shula it could be day. Ericka Van Helsing: There’s something about an accent that makes a man sound so…

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I’m looking for a date

Mobile: What can I help you with Lord of Darkness? Dracula: I’m looking for a date. Mobile: The date is Friday July 13th . Dracula: No No, I want to meet someone. Mobile: Understood you…

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