Ericka Van Helsing: The food here is to die for. Dracula: Must have been garlic in the guacamole. Ericka Van Helsing: That’s deadly for you? [Dracula fart] Dracula: Was that you?!
Ericka Van Helsing: You must be the one and only Dracula. Dracula: Hey do be day Shula it could be day. Ericka Van Helsing: There’s something about an accent that makes a man sound so intelligent. Dracula: Hey do be day Shula it could be day.
Mobile: What can I help you with Lord of Darkness? Dracula: I’m looking for a date. Mobile: The date is Friday July 13th . Dracula: No No, I want to meet someone. Mobile: Understood you want to eat dim sum! Dracula: Don’t you get it I want to go on a date, I’m lonely. Mobile:(…)