I had a row in the shop with a chip and PIN machine

Dr John Watson: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and PIN machine.

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The police don’t consult amateurs

Dr John Watson: [scoffs] The police don’t consult amateurs.

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Seriously?

Dr. Watson: Seriously?

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Happy birthday

Dr. Watson: Happy birthday.

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This isn’t torture, this is vivisection

Dr. Watson: I know this is difficult, and I know you’re being totured, but you have got to keep it together. Sherlock Holmes: This isn’t torture, this is vivisection. We’re experiencing science from the perspective…

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like Eurus or Mycroft or Sherlock

Dr. Watson: Who are you? Eurus: Isn’t it obvious? haven’t you guessed? I’m Eurus. Dr. Watson: Eurus. Eurus: Silly name, isn’t it? Greek. Means “the east wind”. My parents loved silly names, like Eurus or…

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It is what it is

Eurus: You seem so much better, John. Dr. Watson: yeah, I… I am. I think I am. Not all day, not every day, but, you know. Eurus: It is what it is? Dr. Watson: Yeah.

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I’m Sherlock Holmes, I wear the damn hat!

Dr. Watson: What? What is it? What’s wrong? Seriously? Sherlock Holmes: I’m Sherlock Holmes, I wear the damn hat!

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She’s out there, she likes you and she’s alive

Dr. Watson: You and The Woman. Do you go to a discreet Harvester sometimes? Is there nights of passion in High Wycombe? Sherlock: Oh, for God’s sakes, I don’t text her back! Dr. Watson: Why…

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That’s the text alert of Irene Adler, She’s the scary mad one

Irene Adler: [Text Alert Noise] Yeah. Mary Morstan: That noise, that’s a text alert noise? Dr. Watson: What was that? Sherlock Holmes: Hmm? What was that? Mary Morstan: That’s the text alert of Irene Adler….

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