Knock ’em dead, Pool Boy!

Dopinder: I presume a crisp high five? Deadpool: For you? 10. [slaps Dopinder a double high-five] Deadpool: [to Colossus and Negasonic] Okay, guys, let’s get out there and make a difference. Deadpool: [Whispers to Dopinder]…

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I never carry a wallet when I’m working, Ruins the lines of my suit

Dopinder: That’s, uh, $27.50. Deadpool: I… I never carry a wallet when I’m working. Ruins the lines of my suit. Dopinder: Oh. Deadpool: But, uh, how about a crisp high five?

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Mama June after hot yoga

Deadpool: Or the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga. Dopinder: Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Deadpool: Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.

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Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream.

Deadpool: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love… tight! And never let go. Don’t make the same mistakes I…

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I shit my pants!

Dopinder: Oh, I shit my pants! Deadpool: Actually, that may… that may have been me.

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