Dopinder: I presume a crisp high five? Deadpool: For you? 10. [slaps Dopinder a double high-five] Deadpool: [to Colossus and Negasonic] Okay, guys, let’s get out there and make a difference. Deadpool: [Whispers to Dopinder]…0 Comment
Dopinder: That’s, uh, $27.50. Deadpool: I… I never carry a wallet when I’m working. Ruins the lines of my suit. Dopinder: Oh. Deadpool: But, uh, how about a crisp high five?0 Comment
Deadpool: Or the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga. Dopinder: Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Deadpool: Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.0 Comment
Deadpool: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love… tight! And never let go. Don’t make the same mistakes I…0 Comment
Dopinder: Oh, I shit my pants! Deadpool: Actually, that may… that may have been me.