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Dingleberry: Hey, guys. [Tires screeching] Blue: Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohduckohfuckohfuck! Red: Get the body! No evidence, get the body! Blue: What’re you doing, man? Red: I don’t know! Drive away, drive away!

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You need to make fourteen pizzas for these hungry drunk-a bitches

Gelato: Mama, these-a two suckerfaces a-no pay for their meal-a. Mama: Then you gotta make-a the pizza. Red: I’m-a too young-a to make-a the pizza! Sorry, it’s really catchy. Gelato: You need to make fourteen…

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I just got my car washed by sorority girls, I just got my dick washed by sorority girls

Blue: I just got my car washed by sorority girls. It’s the best! Red: I just got my dick washed by sorority girls. It’s the breast. Blue: So I don’t want you to get any…

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