Will Haves: What am I doing here?!
Definitely Maybe (2008)
Summer Hartley: How’s Emily? Will Haves: Emily. She’s starring in somebody else’s diary now.
Gennifer Flowers: Well, I’m sick of all of the deceit, and I’m sick of all of the lies.
April: You’re the toilet paper guy. Will Hayes: Yes, I am in fact the toilet paper guy, but feel free to cal me the bagel-and-coffee guy. Or, Todd in accounting calls me Chrystal, which I’m pretty sure is a girl’s name.
Maya: Emily sounds like she would make a good mom. I just don’t know if she’s my mom. Will Hayes: Why not? Maya: Everyone known that the girlfriend in the beginning of the story always gets dumped. Which means maybe Summer Hartley is my mother.
Will Hayes: Tuesdays and Fridays are my favorite days. I get out of work early, and I go pick up my daughter, Maya, from school. Now, It’s a great feeling when you find the right track to go with the day. And today, I have found the absolute perfect song. [Play “Every People” song]