I’m never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you

[last lines] Deadpool: See? You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you. Now, let’s finish this epic wide shot… pull out, here we go… looks nice, not gonna be the only thing that’s pullin’ out tonight. Who doesn’t love a happy ending, huh? Until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood Pool guy singing… [alongside George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” vocals] Deadpool: “I’m never gonna dance again, the

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You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?

Blind Al: I get why you’re so pissy, but your mood’s never gonna brighten ’till you find this woman and tell her how you feel. Deadpool: What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn’t have me. If you could see me, you’d understand. Blind Al: Looks aren’t everything. Deadpool: Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method? Blind

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You big chrome cock-gobbler!

Colossus: We can’t allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly. Deadpool: You big chrome cock-gobbler! Colossus: That’s not nice. Deadpool: You’re really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He’s pure evil. Besides… Nobody’s getting hurt. [a dead body falls off an overhead traffic sign] Deadpool: That guy was already up there when I got here.

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I wanna remember us

Wade Wilson: Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me, not the ghost of Christmas me. Vanessa Carlysle: Well, I wanna remember us. Wade Wilson: I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I’m gonna boom-box “Careless Whisper” outside your window. Wham!

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