Deadpool (2016)

You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?

You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?

Blind Al: I get why you’re so pissy, but your mood’s never gonna brighten ’till you find this woman and tell her how you feel. Deadpool: What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn’t have me. If you could see me, you’d understand. Blind Al: Looks aren’t everything. Deadpool: Looks ARE everything! Ever(…)

You big chrome cock-gobbler!

You big chrome cock-gobbler!

Colossus: We can’t allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly. Deadpool: You big chrome cock-gobbler! Colossus: That’s not nice. Deadpool: You’re really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He’s pure evil. Besides… Nobody’s getting hurt. [a dead body falls off an overhead traffic sign] Deadpool: That(…)