I’m never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you

[last lines] Deadpool: See? You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you. Now, let’s finish this epic wide shot… pull out, here…

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Superhero landing, She’s gonna do a superhero

Deadpool: Superhero landing, She’s gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it. [Angel Dust jumps from the platform and lands] Deadpool: [clapping his hands] Whoo! Superhero landing! You know, that’s really hard on your knees.

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I’m gonna do this the old fashioned way, with two swords and maximum effort

Deadpool: [he forgot his guns] Goddammit! I’m gonna do this the old fashioned way, with two swords and maximum effort.

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Knock ’em dead, Pool Boy!

Dopinder: I presume a crisp high five? Deadpool: For you? 10. [slaps Dopinder a double high-five] Deadpool: [to Colossus and Negasonic] Okay, guys, let’s get out there and make a difference. Deadpool: [Whispers to Dopinder]…

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You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?

Blind Al: I get why you’re so pissy, but your mood’s never gonna brighten ’till you find this woman and tell her how you feel. Deadpool: What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She…

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Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!

Deadpool: Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!

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Zip it, Sinead!

Deadpool: Zip it, Sinead!

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You big chrome cock-gobbler!

Colossus: We can’t allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly. Deadpool: You big chrome cock-gobbler! Colossus: That’s not nice. Deadpool: You’re really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has…

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I wanna remember us

Wade Wilson: Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to…

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I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way

Deadpool: I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.

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