I’m getting married today!

Ross: I’m getting married today!

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My girlfriend’s a lesbian

Ross: My girlfriend’s a lesbian.

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Where you have been? Emotional hell

Monica: Where you have been? Ross: Emotional hell.

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Hypnosis is beyond crap

Ross: Hypnosis is beyond crap.

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Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason? No, only for sex

Ross: Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason? Joey: No, only for sex.

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Animal sex, animal sex?

Ross: Animal sex, animal sex?

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Women don’t have Adam’s apples

Ross: Joey, women don’t have Adam’s apples.

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I think it’s a 10!

Ross: I think it’s a 10!

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I always knew I was having a baby, I just never realized the baby was having me

Ross: I always knew I was having a baby, I just never realized the baby was having me.

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She’s alone now, and pregnant, and sad

Ross: She’s alone now, and pregnant, and sad.

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