Like Beyoncé says: please stop cheating on me

Colossus: What are you doing? Deadpool: My job. You’re the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. Like BeyoncĂ© says: please……

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You big chrome cock-gobbler!

Colossus: We can’t allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly. Deadpool: You big chrome cock-gobbler! Colossus: That’s not nice. Deadpool: You’re really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has…

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Breakfast is most important meal of day

Colossus: [to Negasonic] You ate breakfast, yes? Breakfast is most important meal of day. Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.

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