Colossus: What are you doing? Deadpool: My job. You’re the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. Like Beyoncé says: please… [puts his hand on Colossus’ chest] Deadpool: please stop cheating on me.
Colossus: We can’t allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly. Deadpool: You big chrome cock-gobbler! Colossus: That’s not nice. Deadpool: You’re really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He’s pure evil. Besides… Nobody’s getting hurt. [a dead body falls off an overhead traffic sign] Deadpool: That(…)
Colossus: [to Negasonic] You ate breakfast, yes? Breakfast is most important meal of day. Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.