Mark Darcy: I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences… But(…)
Elton John: Now, go off and save the world. Harry Hart: If I save the world, can I have two tickets to your next concert? Elton John: Darling, if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass.
Harry Hart: [locking the front door] Manners… maketh… man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.
Harry Hart: ‘Holds knife like pen.’ A habit erroneously described to be upper class dining etiquette.
Lord Henry Wotton: There’s no shame in pleasure. Man just wants to be happy. But society wants him to be good. And when he’s good, he’s rarely happy. But when he’s happy, he’s always good.