God made you rich in character, you’re the mighty oak that hold the household together

Danny: God made you rich in character, you’re the mighty oak that hold the household together.

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I guess everybody leaving today

Danny: I guess everybody leaving today.

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You go this way and I go that way

Detective James Carter: [after Det. Revi kisses him cheek to cheek] Hey man! You touch me again, you gonna owe me dinner and movie. Detective Revi: Congratulations! It appears we have finally brought down the…

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Get naked and sacrifice a small goat

[Carter tried to pick up two girls in Chinese] James Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink. Lee: You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat. James Carter:…

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Behind every big crime there’s a rich white man

James Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter’s new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man. Lee: Follow the rich white man? James Carter: Behind every big crime there’s a rich white…

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Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?

James Carter: Who died, Lee? Lee: You! James Carter: Detective Yu? Lee: Not Yu, you! James Carter: Who? Lee: You! James Carter: Who? Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my…

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Kiss my fat ass

Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don’t know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass. Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.

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Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio

Lee: Ah! Beach Boys! Carter: Oh, hell no! You didn’t just touch my goddamn radio! Lee: The Beach Boys are great American music. Carter: The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass whuppin’. Don’t…

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Whassup, my nigga

Lee: Whassup, my nigga? Bartender: What did you just say? Lee: Whassup, my nigga.

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