Peter Quill: Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Ronan: You’re mortal! How? Peter Quill: You said it yourself, bitch. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy. [the Guardians strike Ronan]
Ronan: Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought? Peter Quill: [dances] Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things’ll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday… Ronan:(…)
Denarian Saal: Peter Quill, this is Denarian Saal. For the record, I advised them against trusting you. Peter Quill: [to Gamora] They got my dick message. Denarian Saal: Prove me wrong!
Peter Quill: I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, our families, normal lives. And usually life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it’s giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
Rocket Raccoon: Twelve percent? [starts laughing] Peter Quill: That’s a fake laugh. Rocket Raccoon: It’s real! Peter Quill: Totally fake! Rocket Raccoon: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!
Peter Quill: Oh you wanna talk about senseless? How about trying to save us by blowing us up? Rocket Raccoon: We were only gonna blow you up if they didn’t turn you over. Peter Quill: And how on earth were they gonna turn us over when you only gave them a count of five? Rocket(…)
Peter Quill: Me and you taking down a mark side by side, like the old days.
Peter Quill: I saw you out there. I don’t know what came over me, but I couldn’t let you die. I found something inside of myself, something incredibly heroic. I mean, not to brag, but objectively…
The Collector: These carriers can use the stone to mow down entire civilisations like wheat in a field. Peter Quill: There’s a little pee coming out of me right now.
Gamora: I’m a warrior, an assassin, I don’t dance. Peter Quill: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing(…)