Bilbo Baggins

Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!

Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!

Gandalf: I think you should leave the ring behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard? Bilbo: Well, no. [frowning] Bilbo: …and yes. Now it comes to it, I don’t feel like parting with it. It’s mine, I found it. It came to me! Gandalf: There’s no need to get angry. Bilbo: Well, if I’m angry, it’s(…)

One day it’ll grow, And every time I look at it, I’ll remember

One day it’ll grow, And every time I look at it, I’ll remember
[Bilbo, sitting alone, reaches into his pocket] Thorin Oakenshield: What is that in your hand? Bilbo Baggins: [startled] It-it’s nothing. Thorin Oakenshield: Show me! [Bilbo opens his hand, revealing an acorn] Bilbo Baggins: I picked it up in Beorn’s garden. Thorin Oakenshield: You’ve carried it all this way? Bilbo Baggins: I’m going to plant it(…)

Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still

Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still

Bilbo Baggins: [1st riddle] Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still. [Gollum pauses; thinking] Gollum: [unsure] Uh… Teeth? [Bilbo looks defeated] Gollum: [excitedly] TEETH! [Gollum laughs; Bilbo smiles half-heartedly] Gollum: Yes! my precious! [inhales deeply] Gollum: [very serious] But we, we… we only have… NINE.(…)

Blunt the knives! Bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Blunt the knives! Bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Bilbo Baggins: [as Dwarves start musically banging cutlery on the tables] Careful! You’ll blunt them! Bofur: [Amused] Oh, did you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives! Dwarves: [Gleefully singing] Blunt the knives! Bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That’s what Bilbo(…)

The world is not in your books and maps

The world is not in your books and maps

Gandalf: The world is not in your books and maps. It’s out there. Bilbo Baggins: I can’t just go running off into the blue! I am a Baggins of Bag End! Gandalf: You are also a Took. Did you know that your Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle Bullroarer Took was so large he could ride a real horse?(…)

if Baggins loses, then we eats it whole

if Baggins loses, then we eats it whole

Bilbo Baggins: Why don’t we have a game of riddles… Just, just you and me. Gollum: [comes towards Bilbo; as Friendly Gollum] Just… Just us? Bilbo Baggins: Yes… Yes! And if I win, you… [gestures] Bilbo Baggins: …You show me the way out, yes? Gollum: [nods] Yes, Yes… [Gollum’s pupils narrow as he becomes Treacherous(…)