As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon-scales

[holding up a mail shirt] Bilbo: Here’s a pretty thing: Mithril. As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon-scales.

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And he lived happily ever after to the end of his days

Bilbo: I’ve thought of an ending for my book – “And he lived happily ever after to the end of his days”.

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Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!

Gandalf: I think you should leave the ring behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard? Bilbo: Well, no. [frowning] Bilbo: …and yes. Now it comes to it, I don’t feel like parting with it. It’s mine,…

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One day it’ll grow, And every time I look at it, I’ll remember

[Bilbo, sitting alone, reaches into his pocket] Thorin Oakenshield: What is that in your hand? Bilbo Baggins: [startled] It-it’s nothing. Thorin Oakenshield: Show me! [Bilbo opens his hand, revealing an acorn] Bilbo Baggins: I picked…

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Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still

Bilbo Baggins: [1st riddle] Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, then they stand still. [Gollum pauses; thinking] Gollum: [unsure] Uh… Teeth? [Bilbo looks defeated] Gollum: [excitedly] TEETH! [Gollum…

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Swords are named for the great deeds they do in war

[Bilbo curiously looks at his own sword’s blade] Balin: Wouldn’t bother, lad. Swords are named for the great deeds they do in war. Bilbo Baggins: What are you saying? That my sword hasn’t seen battle?…

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I’m going on an adventure

Hobbit: You! Mr. Bilbo, where’re you off to? Bilbo Baggins: I’m already late. Hobbit: Late for what? Bilbo Baggins: I’m going on an adventure!

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Blunt the knives! Bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Bilbo Baggins: [as Dwarves start musically banging cutlery on the tables] Careful! You’ll blunt them! Bofur: [Amused] Oh, did you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives! Dwarves: [Gleefully singing] Blunt the knives!…

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A tall fellow, Long, gray beard, Pointy hat

Bilbo Baggins: Now, I don’t suppose you’ve seen a Wizard lurking around these parts? Master Worrywort: A tall fellow, Long, gray beard, Pointy hat. Can’t say i have.

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Dain Lord of the Ironhills

Bilbo Baggins: Who is that? He doesn’t look too happy. Gandalf: It is Dain, Lord of the Ironhills. Thorin’s cousin. Bilbo Baggins: [jogging to catch up to Gandalf] Are they alike? Gandalf: [pauses] I always…

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