Simon: Alvin, what are we doing to do? Alvin: Absolutely nothing. Miles: This hasn’t been so bad. Maybe we just… do nothing. Simon: “Nothing”? Guys, nothing isn’t a plan, We can’t do nothing.
Alvin: If this is grounded, ground me for life.
Alvin: When I say Party you say Alvin. Party. People: Alvin Alvin: Party People: Alvin
Alvin: Guys, it’s time. Operation ring retrieval is a go. No ring, No proposal. No proposal, No Miles.
Theodore: I’ve always wanted a mom. Alvin: Guys… if Samantha is our mom, that makes Miles… Simon: Our brother. Theodore: Nooo!
Brittany [At TV]: I’m sorry to have to do this… but you’re going to hollywood! Alvin: Ah. I’ve always wanted to say that! Why did they get to move out and do all this cool stuff? Simon: Uh, well, Alvin… girls are scientifically proven to mature faster that boys.
Alvin: You must really like this girl, Dave. Dave: I do, and I hope you guys do, too. Simon: Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours. That sounded way less weird in my head. Alvin: You think?
Alvin: Whoo-hoo! We’re going to Miami! Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga I know you can’t control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Theodore, get our Speedos! Yeah!
Claire Wilson: You’ve got the career, promising future, kids. You’re like a family. Alvin: Don’t say “family” in front of Dave. It gives him gas. Like, clear-the-room gas. Dave: Does not. theodore: He doesn’t want a family. Dave: Why don’t you guys go and play or raid the dessert table. Claire Wilson: Don’t take it(…)
Simon: Hello I’m Simon, the smart one. He’s Alvin. Alvin: The awesomest one. Theodore: And I’m Theodore.