Nothing isn’t a plan, We can’t do nothing

Simon: Alvin, what are we doing to do? Alvin: Absolutely nothing. Miles: This hasn’t been so bad. Maybe we just… do nothing. Simon: “Nothing”? Guys, nothing isn’t a plan, We can’t do nothing.

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If this is grounded, ground me for life

Alvin: If this is grounded, ground me for life.

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When I say Party you say Alvin

Alvin: When I say Party you say Alvin. Party. People: Alvin Alvin: Party People: Alvin

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No ring, No proposal. No proposal, No Miles.

Alvin: Guys, it’s time. Operation ring retrieval is a go. No ring, No proposal. No proposal, No Miles.

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if Samantha is our mom, that makes Miles our brother

Theodore: I’ve always wanted a mom. Alvin: Guys… if Samantha is our mom, that makes Miles… Simon: Our brother. Theodore: Nooo!

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Girls are scientifically proven to mature faster than boys

Brittany [At TV]: I’m sorry to have to do this… but you’re going to hollywood! Alvin: Ah. I’ve always wanted to say that! Why did they get to move out and do all this cool…

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Any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours

Alvin: You must really like this girl, Dave. Dave: I do, and I hope you guys do, too. Simon: Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours. That sounded way less weird in…

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Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga

Alvin: Whoo-hoo! We’re going to Miami! Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga I know you can’t control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Theodore, get our Speedos!…

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Some people don’t know a good thing when they’ve got it

Claire Wilson: You’ve got the career, promising future, kids. You’re like a family. Alvin: Don’t say “family” in front of Dave. It gives him gas. Like, clear-the-room gas. Dave: Does not. theodore: He doesn’t want…

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Hello I’m Simon, the smart one

Simon: Hello I’m Simon, the smart one. He’s Alvin. Alvin: The awesomest one. Theodore: And I’m Theodore.

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