Hotel babysitter: What are you talking about? I like that he’s hairy. Yeah, scruffy’s, like, cute. It’s like “Hi, I am adorable, but I’m also an animal”.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
Simon: Alvin, what are we doing to do? Alvin: Absolutely nothing. Miles: This hasn’t been so bad. Maybe we just… do nothing. Simon: “Nothing”? Guys, nothing isn’t a plan, We can’t do nothing.
Alvin: If this is grounded, ground me for life.
Alvin and the Chipmunks in No-Fly List.
Alvin: When I say Party you say Alvin. Party. People: Alvin Alvin: Party People: Alvin
Benson: You provided the soundtrack to my heartbreak.
Alvin: Guys, it’s time. Operation ring retrieval is a go. No ring, No proposal. No proposal, No Miles.
Theodore: I’ve always wanted a mom. Alvin: Guys… if Samantha is our mom, that makes Miles… Simon: Our brother. Theodore: Nooo!
Brittany [At TV]: I’m sorry to have to do this… but you’re going to hollywood! Alvin: Ah. I’ve always wanted to say that! Why did they get to move out and do all this cool stuff? Simon: Uh, well, Alvin… girls are scientifically proven to mature faster that boys.
Alvin: You must really like this girl, Dave. Dave: I do, and I hope you guys do, too. Simon: Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours. That sounded way less weird in my head. Alvin: You think?
Theodore [Singing]: Dave and Samantha sittin’ in a tree…
Alvin: Whoo-hoo! We’re going to Miami! Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga I know you can’t control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Theodore, get our Speedos! Yeah!