Negan: When it finally goes to shit, and it will, make sure you come back and you tell me all about that date.
Morgan Jones: I lose people, I lose myself.
Man: You’ll wish your daddy never dicked your mommy.
Red: [narrating] The first night’s the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell… and those bars slam home… that’s when you know it’s for real.(…)
Prisoner: When do we eat? Captain Hadley: [Approaches prisoner] You eat when we say you eat, You piss when we say you piss and you shit when we say you shit. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?
Warden Norton: You are convicted felons.
Red: [Narrating] There must be a con like me in every prison in America. I’m the guy who can get if for you; cigarettes, a bag of reefer, if that’s your thing, a bottle of brandy to celebrate your kid’s high school graduation, damn near anything within reason. Yes sir, I’m a regular Sears and(…)
Red: Get the fuck out of my face, will you, man? You’ve had five packs already.
Guy: Hey, Red. Bump me a deck.
Patty: I want them to hurt like I hurt.
Patty: I want to punch her in her bitch face.
Elastigirl: If laws are unjust, there are laws to change them. Otherwise it’s chaos.