Warden Samuel Norton: [frustrated] Lord, it’s a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but some damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall! Let’s ask her, maybe she knows.
Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is – on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
Erica Vandross: Do you want a blowjob? Luke Sherman: Like right now? Here? Erica Vandross: Yeah, you seem very tense and I think it could really help with whatever it is you’re going through.
Brooks: Easy peasy japanesey.
Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.
Maya: His anal glands need milking.
Arthur: It’s not easy getting a job for a woman your age.
Mr. Incredible: I’ve got to succeed so she can succeed, so we can succeed.
Violet Parr: Boys are dirt and superheroes suck.
Mr. Incredible: Do it so, I can do it better.
Mr. Incredible: Heavyweight problems, need heavyweight solutions.