I am Asgard’s doom

Thor: Let me get this straight. You’re going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and you suddenly grow big as a house?
Surtur: A MOUNTAIN!
Thor: The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?
Surtur: Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Thor: Okay. So, where is this crown?
Surtur: [points at the crown] This is my crown. The source of my power!
Thor: Oh, that’s your crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.
Surtur: It’s a crown!
Thor: Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok is rip that thing off your head.
Surtur: But Ragnarok has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard’s doom, and so are you! All will suffer, all will burn!
Thor: Oh, that’s intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I’ll have to choose Option B, where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash you away in Asgard’s vault.


Release date: 3 November 2017
Directors: Taika Waititi
Writers: Eric Pearson, Craig Kyle, Christopher Yost, Stan Lee, Larry Lieber, Jack Kirby
Imprisoned, the almighty Thor finds himself in a lethal gladiatorial contest against the Hulk, his former ally. Thor must fight for survival and race against time to prevent the all-powerful Hela from destroying his home and the Asgardian civilization.